Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Internet Knows Agrado is an 8 Year Old Gay Boy

On Wonkette they linked to this site where you can find out the truth behind the writers of your favorite blogs (spoiler: they're all either majorly into porn or puppies!). So of course I typed in U.R. cause I'm a total sucker for anything that supposedly tells me more about myself. I got:

"The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions."

Hmm...I like pretty soft things, I'm a horrible planner, and I seriously hate confrontation! I don't really risk putting myself in a hospital for exhaustion a la Lohan circa 2007 but yea, I live in the moment. Well played all-knowing intarweb jesus!

My fav part was this picture that accompanied my profile:

I mean, I probably have that outfit minus the fug boots and some red wine instead of champagne, but what's with the weird cat-face and missing arm and earrings that hang in your hair instead of your ears? I may be like a raver kid with my love of soft and shiny things and disinclination towards engaging in fisticuffs so I'll give the random intartubes quiz that much. And I may try and seduce you at a bar with my bedroom eyes if you work for OPB ::cough:: Casey Negreiff!::cough:: or resemble Jon Hamm or Barack Obama, but I will not do so by bringing you dead pets as presents or otherwise secretly plotting your demise.


Even more exciting is this other intarweb-jesus-looking-into-your-blogger-soul site that's a GenderAnalyzer. Mine is, get this, 69% male! A blog titled Unicorn Rainbows full of posts about random crushes on boys and cute animals is male! I'm pretty sure they were thinking of Shannon when they made this little analyzer thingie. If they were, then they are about 31% off. Aaaaand with that, I'm going to go take a nap under the unicorn falls.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, I lurrrve me some Planet Unicorn (Heyyyy)

    I need to get over to that site post-haste to read some REAL TALK about my innerweb alter ego.

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